The Down & Dirty: The Rules that No One Likes to Talk About - UPDATED

(Said with humor of course)

No one likes to talk about these things, but it is a thing. We all want to feel safe, happy and free. But let's get through a few things.

Keep your eyes open for those that might be in need. Take them to medical if needed or contact security if you see a dangerous situation. Medical can call security, or there will be security at the gate and often on the bridge. Do not intervene or put yourself into a potentially dangerous situation. Let security handle things like: violence, event crashers or reckless behavior.

Keep your clothes on
We are an all age event and in a state park. Keep the pecker tucked away and the taco and titty bar private. If you want to have an "adult" themed camp keep it out of the eyes of the youngins. Of course we don't care about breast feeding, feed your babe when needed.

Open Dealing of Illegal substances
Yep, not supported and you are out if spotted. Security has the right to contact law enforcement if necessary.

Underage drinking
Those between the age of 18 and 20 are allowed to come into the event as minor adults, but do not share your drinks with them please. They will be wearing a bright red wrist band. Security may contact law enforcement if required. Be smart kids.

Lost Dogs
If you come in with a dog contract and let your dog run free, you are both kindly asked to leave. Please pick up after your dog. Do not leave your dog left alone barking at your camp or in your car.

Violence
Fighting, abuse, domestic violence - no go. Please contact security if you see a scary situation.

Child Neglect
Children must be attended at all times. If you find that you are not able to care for your child we will request that a sober, safe person remove the child from the event, or child protective services. If you find a lost child, bring them to medical. Also watch out for teenagers unattended who may be looking to get into mischief.

Driving around the park
Get to your camp and PARK IT! This year will be one-way driving around the pond and if you need to go in and out of the event we ask that you park outside the gate. Bring your bike or walk. Walkers have the right away at all times.

Illness or incapacitation
If you are not coherent or unable to take care of yourself we may have to request medical assistance for you. The medical crew is there to keep you healthy and alive. Please try to keep you and your friend's safe.

No wristbands
You are required to have your wristband on at all times. If you do not have a wristband we can kindly walk you to the gate to get one. You also will need to present your ID to the security team.

Vandalism or Disrespect for the Park or Stage Crews
Please help keep the park beautiful, porta-potties upright and clean, and stages free from violation or theft.

LNT - Pack-it-in-and-Pack-it-out
There is now one here to clean up your mess. Last Spring we cleaned up THREE tents! You are adults, take care of your own responsibilities. Leave the park cleaner than you left it - this includes the fire pits. Do not use the fire pits as garbage cans.

Sunday - You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here!
The party is over Sunday by noon, please plan to be up by ten to pick up your camp and to help clean up the park. Be out of the park by noon unless you have paid Weber County for an extra day. If you are part of the clean up crew, pick up your camp first, then help clean up the park.

Ok, now that that is over, let's all have a good time!!!